Penis Piñatas And Everything Else You NEED To Throw A Bachelorette Party

It's no secret that penises are a HUUUGE part of all successful bachelorette parties (pun intended). 

While the idea of honoring the bride-to-be before her big day originally started off innocent and full of fancy hats and gossip, it's now become an experience many women try not to remember by drowning themselves in alcohol. 

In our never ending efforts to compete with male debauchery, we've now added sex toys, strippers and a hellava lot of a penises. How a bunch of penises got invited to a girls-only bash we might never know. 

But rather than fight the phallus, maybe it's better just embrace it. 

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Sure, you could go with the classics. Round up some penis straws, penis gummies, penis piñata s, penis lollipops, penis necklaces and even blow-up penises (believe it or not that's not the most times I've used the word "penis" in one sentence) from your local sex toy shop. But isn't that too expected? 

Whether it's your bachelorette party or your sister's, you want it to have a little bit of a wow factor. People should be shocked and taken by surprise. You want them to walk away knowing that they'll ever experience anything like that again. 

So don't settle for just any ole penis for your next bachelorette party. Go for the weird and unusual that only be found in the depths of Etsy. 

Long thought of the hub for unique engagement rings and cute crafts to give your mom for Mother's Day, your image of the online marketplace is about to change — forever. Simply typing in the word "penis" will open you up to a colorful world you could have never imagined on your own. 

I did a little late night hunting for the best of the weirdest so you don't wear yourself out. 

That's what she said. 

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